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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
— Delta Burke, Actress
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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 How to Choose... | | By: JayDee | Published: 04/24/1999 | | |  |
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A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and
was finally faced with the dilemma of which one to marry. As a
test he gave each one of them one
thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new
clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look
saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why?
Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new golf equipment, a new stereo
VCR, and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all of
these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love
you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly
doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which
continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the
young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as
an investment in our future together. That's how much I love
you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses.
And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the
one with the biggest breasts.
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Dumbass...
(0 replies)
started by
DeathFaze
(05.03.2001 4:19:00 PM EST)
It's not the size that matters... It's those fuckable hips..."According to a poll done by Times Magazine, 4 out of 3 people can't do ratios..." - DeathFaze
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