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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven."
— Brian O'Rourke
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#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
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is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
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 The Ice Cream Shoppe | | By: Lolita | Published: 09/11/1999 | | |  |
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A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice cream parlor. The dad
says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a
vanilla." Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and
says "What do you want, Fat-head?"
The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him on the back of
the head and call him 'Fat-head'? "
The husband says " there are three things in life a man wants:
the first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big
truck sitting right outside? That's my nice truck!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You
see that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town?
That's my big house!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I
had THAT until Fat-head came along!"
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LONG LIVE IN LIVING COLOR,JIM WHO???
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