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Panty Hose

By: PhreakPublished: 02/11/2000
 
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How many animals can be fit into a pair of pantyhose?

  • 10 little piggies
  • 2 calves
  • 1 ass
  • 1 beaver
  • and a fish somewhere in there

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yum (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:20:28 PM EST)

if it smells like fish, it's a dish!

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

you forgot one thing (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.28.2000 5:55:30 PM EST)

well the writer forgot "hundreds of hares" just so you know!

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started by Fluff
(06.19.2000 5:15:03 PM EST)

i'm first

peachy!

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