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 Manners... | | By: Noodle | Published: 05/10/2000 | | |  |
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The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty
advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I
demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at
the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled
hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?"
he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be
so kind as to please pass the cunt."
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