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Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/10/2000
 
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  • Oh, it's so cute.
  • I'm so sorry.
  • I've smoked joints fatter than that.
  • Who circumcised you?
  • Why don't we just cuddle?
  • You know they have surgery to fix that.
  • You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
  • Can I paint a smiley face on that?
  • Wow, and your feet are so big.
  • My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
  • It's OK, we'll work around it.
  • Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
  • Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
  • Oh no, a flash headache!
  • My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
  • Let me go get my tweezers.
  • How sweet, you brought incense!
  • This explains your car.
  • Are you one of those pygmies?
  • All right! A treasure hunt!
  • Why is God punishing you?
  • But it still works, right?
  • Do you take steroids?
  • Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
  • Let me know when you're done.
  • Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
  • Aww, it's hiding.
  • Are you cold?
  • If you get me real drunk first.
  • Is that an optical illusion?
  • Were you neutered?
  • It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
  • Does it come with an air pump?
  • Wow, some place to put my rings.
  • Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
  • So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.

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    What the Hell? (0 replies)
    started by Bigern40962
    (05.31.2001 12:29:41 PM EST)

    Now how am I going to comment on that shit?

    Hi there!!! What's going on???

    no way... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.14.2000 7:53:04 AM EST)

    ...u will make me talk about this...

    btw so this is your only problem with men, huh???!!! nice to know that...

    you (0 replies)
    started by amac007
    (07.11.2000 11:42:58 PM EST)

    check this out.

    they ran this b4 (0 replies)
    started by beadro
    (07.10.2000 11:39:30 PM EST)

    they ran this 1 b4
    check in their very first 2 months of the sex jokes

    none of these apply to me... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.10.2000 2:42:53 PM EST)

    and that's not just talk, I give out pictures to prove it...ladies only of course..lol

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by deeznutz
    (07.10.2000 1:05:19 AM EST)

    it should be things women should never say to a naked man with a lil' dick

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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