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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
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yeah
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started by
amirian
(08.11.2000 10:24:26 PM EST)
smoke weed every dayHELLZ BELLZ
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You'll notice....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.11.2000 10:00:58 AM EST)
....he used the word "thorns" to describe his wife.The Naked Canuck
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