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A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
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yoyo1234
(09.08.2000 4:27:58 PM EST)
I have read this joke from this site a while ago. the site still rocks though
LOVE YOUR SITE
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loiseastridge
(09.07.2000 7:44:19 PM EST)
Love your site> Keep the jokes coming. Lois
love your funnies
Convoluted....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(09.07.2000 11:16:47 AM EST)
....a joke created by a 10-yr-old.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.07.2000 9:44:52 AM EST)
"Anonymous Frog" is better.
Lame
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zyxwv
(09.07.2000 0:30:34 AM EST)
First, though.
The artist formerly known as "Anonymous Frog"
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