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 X-Rated ATM | | By: TaylorMade | Published: 07/27/2000 | | |  |
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The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of
the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10
bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called
the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other
butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled
out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way
things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one
of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy
gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and
the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? I got out my
ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks,
and went home. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Heard it already
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started by
Vandalier
(07.27.2000 7:33:25 PM EST)
What the hell? Goofball must have geniuses working for them...reusing lame jokes...
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More like R-rated
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started by
NakedCanuck
(07.27.2000 12:56:16 PM EST)
I got your "bank machine" right here, lady! And there's a withdrawl fee that might be hard to swallow......The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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