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Friends Forever

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/26/2000
 
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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    I-I-I got a problem (0 replies)
    started by marslig
    (11.17.2000 11:24:31 PM EST)

    Two men who were best friends were fishing out in this deep deep river and their names were bubba and do-di, bubba studdered but do-di didn't so bubba looked at do-di and said "Do-do-do-do-di, could you hand me the the the bait?". And do-di said,"Why sure bubba" but when do-di handed bubba the bait, the boat flipped over, and do-di drowned, and bubba knew that he had to tell do-di's wife, so he ran to his house and was so panicky, "We were out in the the the boat...!" And she looked at him and said, calm down, calm down bubba, ya know somethin'? There was a man named MelTillis who used to studder but when he sang he wouldn't studder so why don't you just sing out your problem to me?" So bubba though for a minute, "Well, the boat flipped over and guess who drowned do-di, do-di!"

    This joke is so old... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.26.2000 1:41:57 AM EST)

    ...the original version had two guys crashing their chariots!



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