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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." — A. Whitney Brown
Snapple Facts
#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
One Liners
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
Training Courses for Women
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/06/2000
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Yet more....
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NakedCanuck
(07.06.2000 10:11:36 AM EST)
29. Dream Analysis I: just because he did something terrible to you in your dream, doesn't mean you need to be pissed at him in the morning!
30. Morning Wood: How to take of the swelling.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
who dat?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 8:58:17 AM EST)
Hey oliver is that dancing stripper dana scully?
It's never final...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.06.2000 2:07:29 AM EST)
28. Toilet Seats I: Learn to work them all by yourself! Believe ot or not, it's actually easier than whining and bitching about it being up.
Member, Greater Sodom and Gomorah Area Chamber of Commerce.
and finally..
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started by
Albatros
(07.06.2000 0:10:35 AM EST)
26. The Penis- need same if not more amount of attention as your hair.
27. Memory- Can be used. Women remember little things like u kicking the cat 4 years ago but they come back from the mechanics with words like mufflameter and waternator...
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
im number 1
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pjsmooth17
(07.06.2000 0:06:40 AM EST)
very dumb my ass is funnierr hahahaa
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