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When's The Panty Raid?
By: Anonymous
Published: 10/15/2000
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
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He just keeps going, and going, and going....
heaven
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started by
rook30505
(10.15.2000 5:37:07 PM EST)
I went with a friend of mine to pick up his girl from the dorms at uncw,we weren't supposed to go upstairs but we snuck up there anyway.Man,there was nothing but fine honeys roaming all over the place,I thought I had died and gone to heaven.I love that place
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
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started by
estoude1
(10.15.2000 0:03:35 AM EST)
Lame-lame-lame.
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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