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Shaky Hands

By: SeaweedyPublished: 11/15/2000
 
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The three old guys are sitting around complaining.

The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning, I almost cut my ear off."

The second guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on my toast."

The third guy says, "My hands shake so bad that the last time I went to pee, I came."

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    saw THAT one coming [pardon the pun] (0 replies)
    started by spacehelmet
    (12.15.2000 5:17:34 AM EST)
    but it was still funny

    old (0 replies)
    started by SuzieQ
    (11.15.2000 8:24:41 PM EST)
    only you forgot the "three times"

    SO IS THAT (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.15.2000 0:31:27 AM EST)
    A PLUS OR A MINUS TO GETTING OLD ?

    huh? (0 replies)  
    started by rook30505
    (11.15.2000 0:21:28 AM EST)
    came where?

    What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

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