One Chance Only
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/03/2001
A couple got married and after the reception they were heading off to the farm in the horse and cart. Along the way, the horse stopped to have a nibble of grass off the side of the road. The farmer got out of the cart and grabbed the bridle, looked the horse in the eyes and said "That's once". He then hopped back onto the cart and proceeded down the road once again. About a mile or so later, the horse stopped again and started eating the grass. The farmer hopped off the wagon, got his rifle and shot the horse dead. His new bride was horrified, and screamed at him, "What the hell did you do that for." The farmer said: "That's once" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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IT WAS FUCKING (0 replies) started by qwerty40 (06.18.2001 8:59:59 AM EST) funny. I think it was anyway. LOL.

TIME (0 replies) started by freak374 (01.05.2001 9:19:00 PM EST) iF IT WASN'T FUNNY THEN, IT DIDN'T GET BETTER WITH TIME! "GOT BEER?"

Heard it (0 replies) started by tangentman123 (01.05.2001 4:34:24 PM EST) At a wedding no less. The minister told it as part of the sermon. It wasn't funny then. No matter where you go, there you are.

dude (0 replies) started by wickedcircusfreak (01.04.2001 9:35:36 PM EST) they told it all wrong, it went a little something like this: A man was interviewing a long-married couple. He asked the wife how they had stayed together so long. She replied that...(the joke above.)

Wow.. (0 replies) started by gose23 (01.04.2001 4:10:00 PM EST) There are a bunch of idiotic fuckers out here! I can't imagine going through life, and having every joke explained to me before I get it. Robnoxious Rocks!!!! Pimpin' ain't easy!!

Funny (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.04.2001 8:13:10 AM EST) I had to read it twice, but once I did, FUNNY !!!!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

ummmm... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (01.04.2001 1:50:19 AM EST) I don't get it. Is the wife gonna get shot noe? I'm severely drunk right now,but at least I type good! Lah-di-freakin-dah! Pikachu is the devil.

HAHAHA!!! (0 replies) started by jamis100 (01.03.2001 7:00:59 PM EST) That's hilarious!!! You guys don't get that!!!! haha, that's the first joke on here I've actullay laughed out loud... Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

Why (0 replies) started by lOki (01.03.2001 6:47:44 PM EST) No, I didn't get this joke, but why is the rating a 4.11 at the momoent if it blows?

huh? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.03.2001 4:26:05 PM EST) was i the only one who didn't get that? i think its time for robnoxious to get a fuckin life and stop posting all these stupid shits that make no sense once so ever!

OK Rob..... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.03.2001 1:25:35 PM EST) ...that's once. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

This Sucks! (0 replies) started by tina1269 (01.03.2001 11:48:24 AM EST) You can't even classify this nonsensical collaboration of words as a joke! Even as a story it makes no sense. The person that allowed this to be posted should be drawn & quartered.

RATING (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.03.2001 9:47:44 AM EST) HORRIBLE JOKE NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Ha (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.03.2001 2:54:28 AM EST) Ha ha ha not very funny

Ha (0 replies) started by allstarjm (01.03.2001 2:50:24 AM EST) Ha ha ha not very funny

???????? (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (01.03.2001 0:31:48 AM EST) what????

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