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Eye Love You

By: SeaweedyPublished: 05/08/2001
 
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No", she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.08.2003 5:28:14 PM EST)


    that was funny


    Just protecting my sheep
    one time there was (0 replies)
    started by UNCLESLAM
    (05.10.2001 9:58:07 AM EST)

    this guy who put a joke up on a website and it just wasn't that funny. people tried to laugh but they just couldn't.

    Fantastic! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (05.09.2001 7:36:13 PM EST)

    That is one great joke! Good post.

    el flaco (0 replies)
    started by edwinsantiago1
    (05.08.2001 9:37:51 PM EST)

    excellent!

    el flaco

    My pretty little cyclops.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (05.08.2001 5:03:04 PM EST)


    I only have eyes for you.

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    Ha ha ha ha (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (05.08.2001 4:14:17 PM EST)

    She should keep an eye out for him in future.

    BWAHAHAHHA (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (05.08.2001 2:39:47 AM EST)

    when will puns stop being funny...

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