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Death Wish

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 05/25/2001
 
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A married couple are having a very heated argument.

Totally enraged, the husband shouts, "When you die, I plan to have your headstone engraved to say, 'Here Lies My Wife. Cold as Ever'."

Not to be outdone, the wife yells back, "Really! Well, when you die, I'll see to it YOUR headstone reads, 'Here Lies My Husband. Stiff At Last!'"

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    We are one hot swinging couple and.. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.25.2001 3:39:25 PM EST)

    my headstone is going to say "Stiff as ever" and hers will say "cold at last".

    ONE HOT MOMMA!

    Oh yeah?!?! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (05.25.2001 10:58:47 AM EST)


    Then the Husband says: "All this coming from a woman who mixes cake batter with her vibrator because 'it might as well serve some purpose'!

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    party (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.25.2001 3:55:23 AM EST)

    do you know whath´s the last bottle open by a woman in a party??
    -detergent bottle !!!
    men are sick !!!!!!

    Haha, im first (0 replies)  
    started by mixmastermatt
    (05.25.2001 0:12:38 AM EST)

    woohoo, im first

    and the joke sucks

    Wasssap

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