A guy was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, a friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.
"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."
"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"
"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"
A few hours later the guide says, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."
"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."
The following day, the guide continues to bring it up, "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."
"Yeah, but she's got pyorrhea (*mouth rot*); and you know how I love to fish..."
Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated, the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."
"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish!"
Love the country, live to pee outside!
