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It's In The Numbers

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/19/2001
 
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -- Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up. -- Your wife"

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    LOL (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.19.2001 5:24:02 PM EST)

    Its all in your mind!

    Oh by the way, G.P. has it right. Hmmm, come to think of it so does the canuck!!

    Although by my calculations somebody is getting way more than there fair share!! Its probably P.K. LOL

      

    Everybody wins! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.19.2001 10:23:04 AM EST)


    Now, go out there and get some!

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Fax to the wife: (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.19.2001 9:46:37 AM EST)


    "Dear wife you may be correct but 54 will go into 18 more times than it has been going into 54!"

    what proves.. (0 replies)  
    started by lepervier
    (10.19.2001 5:27:49 AM EST)

    math is allways right if you can prove it (Einstein)

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