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 The Dinner Date | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/16/2002 | | |  |
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Three couples are dining together at a Chinese restaurant, an American couple, an English couple, and a Malaysian guy with an American girl as his blind date.
During the meal, the American man says to his girlfriend, "Please pass me the sugar, sugar."
The Malaysian man finds this use of the word "sugar" to be interesting, and is about to comment on it when the English man asks his girlfriend, "Pass me the honey, honey."
Now, the Malaysian dude figures he'd better get in on the act if he wants to impress his date. After carefully considering his options, he finally points towards a plate and says, "Give me those ribs, you greasy pig!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Marriage is not
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marvin
(01.16.2002 5:01:34 PM EST)
like a restaurant, you get one choice of dish .... and it's very difficult to send it back once you've dined .... so choose carefully before eating !
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