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The Face Is Familiar

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/16/2002
 
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me...I know we've been friends for a long time...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her.

For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know"?

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    Hahahahahaha (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2002 11:46:59 AM EST)

    Wait a minute! I can't remember what the hell I'm laughing about.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hey ! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.16.2002 6:48:06 AM EST)

    I resemble that remark.

    Lady #1: (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.16.2002 4:32:43 AM EST)

    "How soon do I need to know what?"

    Hey, watch it with the age jokes, Rob. You might offend some of your best fans. ;^)

    Good one.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Been there, done that (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.16.2002 2:52:01 AM EST)

    In fact I still have trouble. This was funny.


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