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100 Year Old Twins

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/18/2002
 
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These twin sisters were turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of the twin bitteys.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE" - So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little", said the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD! BOTH OF US?"

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    Yeah.. (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.23.2002 4:18:11 AM EST)

    what she should have asked was will he do them at the same time.. what guy wouldn't want to be the meat in that sandwitch.. haha!

    I never heard this one.. but I'm sure it will be as funny the next time I do.. LOL!

    now where's my redneck?

    awesome! (0 replies)
    started by damsel
    (03.18.2002 4:34:38 PM EST)

    LOL!! GREAT joke!!!

    Nothing like (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.18.2002 12:58:47 PM EST)

    seasoned pussy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    It's fairly new to me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.18.2002 6:46:40 AM EST)

    I've heard it, but only recently.

    I always wanted to boink sisters but even I would have to draw the line at 100.

    you know......... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.18.2002 5:17:01 AM EST)

    i guess i maybe just a youngn',but i never heard that joke,but damn that sure was funny,five to you.

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    Classic (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.18.2002 3:06:31 AM EST)

    In the west coast version the people being photographed are a couple of PC's hos. One of the all-time greats!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    How many variations (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.18.2002 2:30:00 AM EST)

    are there of this joke ? I like it too !

    Oldie but Goodie (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.18.2002 0:44:32 AM EST)

    I wish I had a dollar for everytime I told this joke. This is funny.


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