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One Liners
Q: What do you call a Taliban who owns both a camel and a goat? A: Bisexual!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man said, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
That wasn't too bad.....
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started by
mickofleeds
(02.18.2002 4:00:19 PM EST)
There's a couple that have their father living with them. The wife has had enough of him and tells her husband that his father must go. So the man approaches his father and till's him he's putting him in a home. The father protests saying a home is not for him and will not leave. The son seeing his fathers unwillingness offers him a trial period. During the old mans first week at the home he's layed up in bed one night when a young nurse walks past , suddenly he gets a stonking hard on, seeing this, the nurse turn around and thinks to herself "F*** me I can't let a stonker like that go to waste" and with that she jumps on. The next day the old man phones his son to tell him all about it and how great the home is. During the second week the old man is walking out in the grounds when suddenly he trips and falls over a stone landing on his knees, Moments later a doctor walks past and thinks to himself "F*** me can't let an a*se like that go to waste " so with that he starts shagging him up the a*se. The next day the old man phones his son to tell him all about it " Son ,son get me the f*** out of here..I fell over yesterday and got shagged up the a*se!!" The son says "Come on dad...last week this was the best place on the planet...you've got to take the rough with the smooth" And the father says "Take the rough with the smooth...I only get a hard on once a month! I fall over EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!"
Hello....I am Mick
Hahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(02.18.2002 1:21:56 PM EST)
Sounds like grounds for marriage.
Wrong, Marvin
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started by
tjshere
(02.18.2002 4:36:46 AM EST)
He needs a girlfriend
Never fear.....TJ's here!
He needs three things
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started by
marvin
(02.18.2002 3:48:21 AM EST)
apirins, KY Jel and an anal intruder ! Go to it !
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