Pregnancy Q & A
By: robnoxious	Published: 03/26/2002
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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This is hilarious!! (0 replies) started by ladybug (03.26.2002 8:22:46 PM EST) And so close to the truth that it's almost not funny!! Now, why didn't I get an epidural right after I found out I was pregnant?

I remember when my first was being born (2 replies) started by kweenbee (03.26.2002 11:14:02 AM EST) That's when I first learned that I was the sorry sumbitch that caused all of it! Been that way ever since. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Hahaha! (3 replies) started by sassygal (03.26.2002 9:53:01 AM EST) I most especially loved this one... Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college I just hope it's true!

Why is... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.26.2002 9:03:01 AM EST) ...youth wasted on the young?

sounds like... (0 replies) started by acidinterval (03.26.2002 2:41:29 AM EST) an interview with a blond.. " Im not suffering from delusions... I like them "

So that explains (0 replies) started by marvin (03.26.2002 1:56:30 AM EST) my wifes lack of interest in sex, she's stull recovering from childbirth .... for the last 24 years !

LMAO @ determining baby's sex (0 replies)   started by roger (03.26.2002 1:04:20 AM EST) Yep, right after childbirth would do it. Of course, later on it could change and in the case of Michael Jackson it could keep on changing forever. Just protecting my sheep

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