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New 'Survivor' Show

By: VirtualJulPublished: 07/17/2002
 
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Six married men will be dropped on an island, with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

* There is no access to fast food.

* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc...

* The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and the remote control is lost somewhere in the sofa.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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    so if u kill off the kids (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (07.28.2002 5:48:32 AM EST)

    they can't vote u out? I like it....

    uhhhh... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (07.17.2002 5:11:38 PM EST)

    i'll, i'll just leave this one alone... too much insulting thoughts running through my mind right now. just go shopping or something... (amusing though)

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    Game Over (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.17.2002 2:37:52 AM EST)

    it wouldn't last a day !

    Excuse me but...... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.17.2002 0:54:03 AM EST)


    ...is this a male bashing joke or something?

    If so.. then let's put women on that island, foget the damn kids, let them have a car to drive AND a remote... then let the car need a damn oil change and the remote need programming. Put some lights on the island too and let them change a fugging bulb now and then... Oh and God forbid if the power should go out. Then let them deal with PMS and a frigging headache...

    waaaaaa hahahahaha

    I still gave you five goofballs VJ... my ranting was well worth it.


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