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 Pet Names | | By: virtualjul | Published: 08/08/2002 | | |  |
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There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
Soon a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle D."
The old gentleman replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am calling my wife."
"Your wife's name is Crisco?"
The old man answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."
"Well, what do you call her when you are at home?"
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