Crossing The River
By: virtualjul	Published: 10/12/2002
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Pouf! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river. "Pouf! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence ... to cross this river." And pouf! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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A map? (0 replies) started by acidinterval (10.14.2002 1:52:01 AM EST) theres no way she used a map... How did she remember where she put it? What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?...........Ground him

Pouf me... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (10.12.2002 5:37:30 PM EST) just on long drive's so I don't get lost, but then I'd have to stop and check my bod out, so I would be late.

A woman reading a map??? (1 reply) started by tjshere (10.12.2002 1:03:39 PM EST) ROFL!! I'll bet she's the Easter bunny too. I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

It would solve many other "issues"... (0 replies) started by misspk (10.12.2002 10:38:24 AM EST) If men would take directions properly ;-) *wink,giggle,blush*

All about pouf (0 replies) started by malcom (10.12.2002 7:33:04 AM EST) pouf [ poof ] (plural poufs) or pouffe [ poof ] (plural pouffes) noun 1. hairdressing puffed-out hairstyle: a puffed-out hairstyle, similar to a bouffant, fashionable especially in the 18th century 2. hairdressing pad in hair: a pad worn in the hair to help shape a pouf 3. U.K. furniture See hassock n.1 4. clothes bunched-up part of dress: a part of a dress or skirt gathered up to form a soft projecting shape [Early 19th century. Via French from, ultimately, an imitation of the sound of a puff.] Hmmmmm.... God's a lesbian? It would explain a few things.

She broke both legs (0 replies)   started by marvin (10.12.2002 4:12:45 AM EST) falling off the pedestal whilst wearing stiletto heels. *waving to VJ*

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