"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a psychiatrist. The doctor tells him he has to develop self-esteem. The doctor gives him a booklet on assertive training and the man reads it on the way home.
When he walks through the door and his wife comes to greet him, he tells her, "From now on I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want my dinner on the table. Now get upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. And when I get out of the tub, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
I made a comment about doing laundry one time. A friend asked in disbelief, "Do you have to do your own laundry?".
I said, "Of course not, I don't have to. I only do it, because I want something clean to wear."
(True Story)
Who is in charge ?
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started by
marvin
(10.14.2002 5:28:24 AM EST)
Guys you can carry on dreaming ;-)
Hahahahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(10.14.2002 0:06:06 AM EST)
Oh it's great to be back home again! ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
