Star Treatment
By: virtualjul	Published: 06/11/2003
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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The Good Old Days... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (07.03.2003 7:18:58 PM EST) This is very wishful thinking. But a great Joke.

Excellent, VJ! (0 replies) started by crazyfingers (06.14.2003 6:56:10 PM EST) Love it! Nice shot!

I bet he (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (06.11.2003 7:59:59 PM EST) practices saying that on the way home.....lol

Larry, (0 replies) started by marvin (06.11.2003 10:10:22 AM EST) you learned your lines well bud!

Hahahahaha, perfect!! (0 replies) started by tjshere (06.11.2003 1:22:54 AM EST) Superb joke, VJ, and a brand new one to boot. That punchline came outta left-field. You get 5 goofballs for this one, hands down.

LMAO (0 replies) started by roger (06.11.2003 0:48:14 AM EST) That was great.... mmmmmmmm I'll keep this one in mind. ^5 VJ

Awww.... (0 replies)   started by meesha (06.11.2003 0:24:39 AM EST) How sweet. I was not expecting that ending!

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