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Sexual Orientation Of A Fly

By: virtualjulPublished: 07/31/2003
 
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.31.2003 4:21:12 PM EST)

    now thats good...

    Well I replied once (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.31.2003 0:19:46 AM EST)


    but it dent take I don't reckon..

    anyway

    waaaaaaaaa hahahaha

    Ain't that the dang truth!

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