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Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
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oh hell
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bigjohn2
(01.02.2004 3:24:25 PM EST)
yeah now thats funny....
BIGJOHN2
ROTF!!
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started by
tjshere
(01.02.2004 5:30:28 AM EST)
OK, so what happenend after she bashed him over the head with the skunk?
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(01.02.2004 0:30:15 AM EST)
good one Rob
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