An elderly couple who lived in an old folks home had feelings for one another for quite some time.
Finally one evening the old woman sneaked into the old man's room and locked the door.
As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and gotten into bed the man asked the women if she liked anything special done to her.
"I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.
So the man ventured downwards.
After five minutes the man came back up.
"Anything wrong?" asked the women.
"Well yes, there's a horrible smell, and it tastes quite bad down there too, " said the man.
"Oh," said the women. "That must be my arthritis"
"In your vagina?" enquired the man.
"No," answered the women, "the arthritis in my shoulder. I haven't been able to wipe my ass for a month!"
