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Q: What do you call a Taliban who owns both a camel and a goat? A: Bisexual!
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later,
he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
tampons for your wife?"
"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of Cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
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