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A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the
guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby
oil and covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a
statue!" she says. The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that
the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The
married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies and
comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the 'statue' and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days
at the Smiths', and
they never fed me a thing!"
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