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Single Guy

By: ElainePublished: 01/27/1999
 
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A man walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner

The girl at the checkout says, "You must be single!"
The guy sarcastically says, "Gee, how did you guess?"
The girl at the checkout says, "You're really ugly."

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