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Lottery Winner

By: ElainePublished: 02/17/1999
 
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A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags"!

The husband says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care! Just get the fuck out!"

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