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The Three Hillbillies

By: LauraPublished: 02/02/1999
 
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Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!"

The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider thaaan yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!"

The third hillbilly said "My wife is really dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there...and she ain't even got a dick!"

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    started by TrappeBier
    (10.01.2000 9:20:01 PM EST)

    I am first, i am the sh1t, the same thing happened with me and my girlfriend.

    I am the man.

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