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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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Yo Mama
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.28.2001 10:25:15 AM EST)
Yo mama is so old, her tits give off powdered milk!
Yo Mama
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 6:16:08 PM EST)
Your Mama's So Stupid She Sit's On The Tele & Watches The Coutch !
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