A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that
he looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were
looking for tampons for your wife?"
"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a
tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have
to roll my own, so does she!"
