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 Greyhound | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/24/1999 | | |  |
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One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at
a local Greyhound station. At the front of the
line was a very
attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse,
leather miniskirt, and high heels.
As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it,
but found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg
to the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, she
reaches behind her and unzips the zipper on the back of her
skirt a little and then tries again.
Again, she finds that she cannot maneuver the step, so once more
she
reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. With
a smile, she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again.
With disappointment, she finds that she still can't step that
high and so with exasperation and a sigh she unzips her skirt
the rest of the way down. To her amazement, her leg still will
not reach the bottom step.
Finally, a very large Texan behind her gently grabs her by the
waist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus.
The woman turns to the Texan
furious and says, "Who do you think
you are to touch my body in that way? I don't even know you!"
Nonplused, the Texan looks at her and replies, "Well, ma'am,
after you unzipped my fly I thought we were pretty good
friends."
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