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The 3 Wishes

By: LauraPublished: 08/24/1999
 
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Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes..."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay", and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world... The frog warned her, "You do realize this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and Adonis, that women will flock to him...".

The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me...". So, poof - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, :That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you...".

The woman said, "That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine...". So, poof - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack...".

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