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Two guys and a girl

By: LauraPublished: 08/26/1999
 
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The one guy says,"I'm a YUPPIE..you know...Young,Urban,Professional.

The second guys says"I'm a DINK..you know, Double Income No Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied..."I'm a WIFE...you know, Wash,Iron,Fuck,Etc

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wife says true true (0 replies)
started by king33
(01.12.2001 10:36:40 PM EST)

but I think she is funnin us

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(11.17.2000 10:18:06 AM EST)

THIS IS SO HOTTTTT

LETS HAVE A BALL

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(10.26.2000 5:22:42 AM EST)

If I were single I wouldn't be here !!!!

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