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Woman with two black eyes

By: LokiPublished: 08/30/1999
 
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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing the bitch has already been told twice.

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not good (0 replies)
started by fatratmatt
(04.25.2001 1:17:29 PM EST)

crap joke

Idiot (0 replies)
started by joeTG2
(04.21.2001 6:57:14 PM EST)

It's a joke, not a picture. Go back to school.

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started by jarydmetz
(02.20.2001 8:36:31 PM EST)

why isn't there a picture?

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