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is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
DONT THINK IM RETARDED, PLEASE
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INSANITYISAVWA
(11.25.2000 4:48:21 PM EST)
IM NOT USELESS BECAUSE I'M A PREHISTORIC CRUSTACEON FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA. NOT A MAN.
IM A DINOSAUR
So true...
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gurly
(11.13.2000 4:44:56 PM EST)
That was a funny.....why don't those penis just get rid off that darn skin??????
~gurly~
correct
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Tissue
(09.04.2000 2:13:28 AM EST)
to true
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