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Feel like a woman

By: AlexPublished: 12/03/1999
 
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A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a good looking woman at the end of the bar is staring at him. Feeling like getting lucky he walks down to her and offers to buy her another drink. She wispers in his ear in a sexy voice "Why don't we skip all this and go to my place".

When they get to her place, she quickly runs to the bed, rips of her clothes and throws them on the floor and says to the guy

"Make me feel like a woman"

He says "OK" and gathers up her clothes and says "Fold these".

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lol (0 replies)
started by mrdrape
(01.20.2001 10:56:08 PM EST)


Yeah and then he FUCKS HER IN THE ASS UNTIL SHE BLEEDS!...

... umm, sorry guys. I lost my temper there.

I eat scumm and then I'm done

damn right (0 replies)  
started by suneel
(09.05.2000 1:21:53 AM EST)

you tell your bitch whos boss

Sucks a big fattie. XXX

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