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One Liners
Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.
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Okay,
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started by
someguy17
(12.04.2000 11:27:00 PM EST)
I totally remember seeing a bunch of these in an old Mad Magazine . .
A "rodeo fuck"...
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started by
mikecobb
(10.31.2000 2:37:00 PM EST)
is when you mount a girl doggie style, with one hand reach under her and grab a tit, slap her on the ass,call her by the wrong name and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
michaelscobbjeepfun
First again
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started by
kdebonair
(10.19.2000 9:03:26 PM EST)
I bet I make this look easy
Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks
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