A man and his wife are having sexual problems so he goes to
talk to his doctor.
The doctor recommends getting a pet for
his wife that maybe it will relax her. So the guy goes to the
pet store and gets a parrot. He takes it home and they put the
parrot's cage in their bedroom.
That night that begin to make
love and the parrot says "someone's gonna get fucked!" The
wife gets really upset and of course the sex is not gonna
happen.
The next night the same thing happens. The guy is so
frustrated he goes back to the doctor. The doctor tells him to
get a playmate for the parrot, preferably a female!
So he goes
back to the pet store and asks for a female parrot. The pet
store guy says sorry we don't have one, but we do have a female
owl and the parrot won't know the difference.
So he buys the
owl and takes it home. They put it in the cage with the parrot
and that night they start to make love again, and again the
parrot says "someone's gonna get fucked!" and the owl
says "Whooo, Whooo" ! and the parrot looks at the owl and
says "not you, you big eyed, ugly mother fucker!
