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 Advice From Men to Women | | By: Anonymous | Published: 07/09/2000 | | |  |
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- Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
- If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
- Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
- Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
- Please don't drive when you're not driving.
- Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
- The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
- When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
- What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.
- When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.
- When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.
- The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
- SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
- Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
- If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
- You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
- It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together!
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hmmm
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sexonthebeach
(07.11.2000 2:17:56 AM EST)
why do i feel like ive heard this before??? oh .. iknow... it must be because i have and if i hear it again... i think i am going to shoot myself in the head
crazy sons of bitches
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hmmmmm
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.10.2000 6:05:27 PM EST)
i'm hungry
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