Before and After Marriage
By: Anonymous	Published: 06/28/2000
B - You take my breath away A - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation A - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Saturday Night Fever A - Monday Night Football B - He makes me feel like a million dollars A - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done... B - The Sound of Music A - The Sound of Silence B - It's like I'm in a dream A - It's like he's in a dorm B - $60/dozen A - $1.50/stem B - We agree on everything! A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own? B - Charming and Noble A - Chernobyl B - Ideal A - Idle B - I love a woman with curves A- I never said you were fat B - He's completely lost without me A - Why won't he ever ask for directions? B - Time stood still A - This relationship is going nowhere B - Croissant and cappuccino A - Bagel and instant B - Blind A - Nearsighted B - You look so seductive in black A - Your clothes are so depressing B - Iambic Pentameter A - Blank Verse B - Oysters A - Fishsticks B - I can hardly believe we found each other A - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Anon is a chickenshit... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (06.28.2000 10:27:20 AM EST) People who don't register or don't log in and trash this site aren't usually worth my time.... If your not willing to leave an e-mail address to the words you write, then your opinion is only listened to by the electrons on the screen; and have as much weight as Kate Moss on a celery diet. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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