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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.

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Great Detergent

By: damselPublished: 02/19/2005
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Dear Tide Detergent people:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I've used Tide since I began housekeeping years ago, after my mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older, married for 30 years and going through menopause, I find I like it even better!!!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and like always, he started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.

I tried to get the stains out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. I made a quick trip to the supermarket, stopping to get a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!!

In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative. My attorney even said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

I thank you once again for having such a wonderful product.

Well, gotta go. I also have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

A Thoroughly Satisfied Menopausal Wife

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    Was His Name (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.21.2005 10:48:01 PM EST)


    This could happen to me... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.19.2005 7:51:00 PM EST)

    If you guy's don't hear from me in a while, wait you have'nt heard from me in a while. But just in case it was nice knowin ya!!!

    killer joke (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (02.19.2005 2:21:56 PM EST)

    It get's protien stains out too

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    LMAO @ Hefty bag people (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.19.2005 10:35:15 AM EST)


    Haven't heard this one Damsel

    Thanks for the laugh

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.19.2005 9:24:46 AM EST)

    too funny

    LOL (2 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.19.2005 0:34:09 AM EST)

    I'm glad it all worked out for you, Damsel, but it in the future
    it might be simpler if you just switched to white wine.

    Hahaha, good 'un! ^5!

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