"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
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"Sit by the homely girl - you'll look good by comparison." — Advice from Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
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Yo Mama ...
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Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading? A. Telling your dad you're gay.
A man and his wife were watching a TV program on psychology, when the man turned to his wife and said, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
She said, "Of course I can: you've got the biggest penis of all your friends."
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