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His Side Of The Story

By: ladybugPublished: 09/22/2003
 
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get away from me."

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    Hey LadyBug (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (09.22.2003 8:41:27 PM EST)

    I've never heard this one and I doubt GP has either, he just always says that.

    This was hilarious btw...

    Have I tolt ya lately?
    That's all she wanted to hear (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (09.22.2003 8:05:45 PM EST)
    Freedom at last.

    This was a bonafied rib tickler Ladybug, hugs to you......:)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.22.2003 3:49:55 PM EST)
    he should definatley stay away from her....

    Great one... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.22.2003 9:36:09 AM EST)
    I glad I don't believe in Jinxes.
    Cross my Heart and hope to die.
    5^

    Well, Excuse Me!

    Very funny Lady Bug (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.22.2003 6:26:16 AM EST)

    and one of my all time favorites.
    ^5

    Haha, excellent! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.22.2003 4:35:26 AM EST)

    And it's a new one to me. Gotta give this a 5. wtg, Ladybug, keep `em coming.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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